Honest Ed’s Golf Buggies
These days, no self-respecting golfer scared of a walk would be seen dead in a run of the mill two-seater Yamaha. Thanks to the pioneering buggy technology that has brought us the cup holder, the ice bucket and the built-in GPS, we can now all own our own novelty golf buggy. How have we lived so long without them?
Fortunately (or unfortunately, given your taste) there’s now a wealth of choice and the second hand buggy market is about to boom. Thanks to my entrepreneurial eye, I’m ahead of the game and to save you from rummaging through the classifieds for those dream wheels, I’ve gathered a fine collection available at “Honest Ed’s Showroom”. Your buggy awaits…
Truck Buggy
This little ‘Pick Up’ is great for throwing the clubs in the back after a hard day in the office. Conditions of sale – mandatory cutting up of other golfers and complete disregard for all signage on the course. Fairway tax and golf insurance not supplied (nor expected to be purchased).
Eco-Friendly Buggy
The next generation of buggy. With a sleek, modern design, the Eco-Friendly golf buggy is most reliable in wall to wall sunshine, making it a risk free investment for the British climate.
Hummer Buggy
Great on fuel economy, the Hummer Golf Buggy will do approximately one Par 3 to the gallon. Comes with an utterly gratuitous stereo system, top-heavy security features, and countless (useless) tee, ball, cup, and glove holders.
Ferrari Buggy
Our top of the range Ferrari Golf Buggy is stylish, sleek, and a fine compensation for those with a short drive. It comes with the choice of one year’s insurance or lifetime membership of your local golf club.
Monster Truck Buggy
Great ‘off-fairway’ vehicle and a quiet runner, the Monster Truck Golf Buggy will have every Greenkeeper lifting a glass to your health. This vehicle will refresh parts of the course other vehicles cannot reach – perfect for the high handicapper with a sense of adventure. No lost balls with this little beauty, all you’ll leave behind is a path of devastation and some petrol fumes.
Rolls Royce Shadow Buggy
Fits snugly in the Captain’s car park spot, the Rolls Royce Shadow Golf Buggy says elegance, Pimms on the terrace, and damp seats when it rains. Luxurious and spacious, this is our Elder Statesman of the fleet. Chauffeur not included.
Buggy of the Week
Great first buggy. One careful owner and a reliable runner. Never been past the ladies tees. No Wheel Drive. Offers in excess of 3 used Pinnacles.